Sep
17th
Sat
17th
When you're on your period...
- Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
- Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
- Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that annoys the heck out of me.
- Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
- Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
- Me: why
- amen. oh yeah, another bodily function this week...